meow bitch

lacigreen:

this episode was out of control


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fake-mermaid:

why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead

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zac-afron:

greathaircut:

if i was a criminal i would do all my crimes on a scooter so the police would only see one footprint every few meters and theyd look for a one-legged man with powerful jumping muscles instead of me

this website is full of psychopaths

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slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t


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foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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stop-cumplaining:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

She’s like yep that’s my girl

stop-cumplaining:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

She’s like yep that’s my girl

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thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

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perriwinkle:

*knits myself a thong*

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bigrnac:

um lmfao yeah i do drugs *snorts oxygen*

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rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

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meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

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realitytvgifs:

a cinderella story

realitytvgifs:

a cinderella story

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