wizkhalifornia:

this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line

wizkhalifornia:

this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet

where do we draw the line

khaliasenpai:

whalegod:

tell me a secret

one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.

about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.

con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

transexism:

lieutenantbites:

are the top players in leauge of legends called legends of leauge

no they’re called losers

taxicar:

choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal 

pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye


when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes

when people stop paying attention to her for two minutes

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

slaycinder:

jpgay:

i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do

It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

image

girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know
britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…

britney2007spears:

meladoodle:

WHO PUT THIS STICKER ON THE INSIDE OF MY BANANA

u…