Matthew's the name

Nillster is my cat

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

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hotboysofficial:

when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test 

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Strawbooty

Strawbooty

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foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

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nosdrinker:

let’s 96 (ignore each other)

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bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

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heatmor:

im just annoyed and ugly all the time

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notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

notexactlyhim:

I love this the dog is like awkwardly wagging his tail like he’s happy but doesn’t really know what’s going on I love this so much

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

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unwakeable:

that time in the night when you can’t stop yawning but can’t get to sleep either

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

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