Matthew's the name

Nillster is my cat

spookymormon:

please stop asking me about my future ill cry

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rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

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pitbull looks like the naked mole rat from kim possible

do you see it

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d o  y o u 

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chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

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221bisthenumberforme:

squidyword:

i hate america i’m moving to hawaii

should someone say something

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surprisebitch:

she literally embodies the idea of determination and fierceness


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resetty:

what if websites had closing hours

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exteriors:

i am the almost empty shampoo bottle in the shower of life

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chilled:

katkinkat:

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

 

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communistbakery:

It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme

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bitchylesbian:

vvebkinz:




this is my 6th grade boyfriend

bitchylesbian:

vvebkinz:

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this is my 6th grade boyfriend

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tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

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crystallized-teardrops:

it’s actually embarrassing how much i care about having access to internet 24/7

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