this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line
tell me a secret
one time in high school i was sick with strep throat but the school refused to let me leave until after lunch and i was miserable all morning. so as revenge i coughed on my hands and rubbed them all up and down the stair well railing because i was angry and miserable.
about a month later literally half the school was sick with strep and bad colds. oops.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
are the top players in leauge of legends called legends of leauge
no they’re called losers
choking on a food you love is the ultimate betrayal
”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear