baracknobama:

theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits

and im there like image

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

leatherh0ff:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

mrbutts:

ohstephyy:

my boyfriend made me leave because i haven’t stopped watching this video.

this is the most important video of my life

katestrife:

A moment of silence for those who have to share their computer with the family.

asianfetus:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity

sweatrer:

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)